the red mark

I revealed my alter-ego today...the Red Mark. My mission: to rid the world of poorly written essays, to eradicate the incorrect use of the semi-colon, to obliterate run-on and fragmented sentences, and to protect my fellow man from the pitfalls of passive voice (among other things). My side-kick is my trusty red pen (that's the awkward spear-looking thing-a-ma-jigger that I'm holding.) Many thanks to Mr. Burton, the creative genius behind all the madness.