fair: (n.) something that comes to town once a year and has rides

Dad, isn't it nice to know that you're words of wisdom didn't fall on deaf ears? I know exactly what "fair" means, and now, so does Kate! She had so much fun this weekend at the South Florida fair. Stephen and I spent $30 on food (yummm....) so we had a great time, too.
As we were about to leave, Kate began pointing at the ponies. Stephen asked if she wanted to ride, and she promptly nodded yes. I plopped her down in that saddle and away she went. Yeehaw!!!